Steve's Blog of World Records

Hair today, gone tomorrow

2004-11-15T18:23:00.000Z

Folks - we've been a little busy setting up our stand at "The World's World record" functions in Spain. We've just picked up a nice funky email from Captain John ... Vice President of Canal House :-

Dear Steve, Please could you fix it for me... ooops, wrong blog...
I would like to report some world records:

World's tallest man: the man stood in front of me at Friday's Cake gig
World's most voluminous hairstyle: the very same man

Congrates John ... one of our researchers was at the very same Gig - and can confirm - well done

Sicky Boots - Sicky Boots

2004-10-19T21:14:00.000Z

Recieved an email from Anonymous;

World record attempt for the only person out on JH's Birthday Night out, to be sick on his own shoes after drinking two pints with the group - Ian Hogg

Dont know if its true ... its pending an investigation.

Can you see the muffin woman ?

2004-10-19T21:12:00.000Z

Final record from RR - thanks - you're a great assistant;

I would like to report the following world record:
Date: 16th October 2004
Location: Holly Bush Pub, NE Leamington
Record Holder: Abbi
Record: "Most empty muffin cases balanced on top of each other in the approved style, by a lady"
Record Claimed: 11 (eleven)
Record Witnessed by: lots of people.
ta.

Congrates once again Abbie - you're starting to catch up with Debbie's unhealthy fetish of breaking any world record going - tar tar

Can you see the muffin man ?

2004-10-19T21:10:00.000Z

RR reports the following Steve's Blog of World Records

I would like to report the following world record:
Date: 16th October 2004
Location: Holly Bush Pub, NE Leamington
Record Holder: Gav
Record: "Most empty muffin cases balanced on top of each other in the approved style, by a gentleman"
Record Claimed: 12 (twelve)
Record Witnessed by: lots of people.
ta.

My sources that Gav is great with his hands in Sugar too - Dont know what that means ... I'm far too busy collating my World Records. Congrates again Gav - no end to your talents

Great Balls of Fire

2004-10-19T21:08:00.000Z

RR - damn you! thanks tho;

I would like to report the following world record:
Date: 16th October 2004
Location: Somerville Pub, NE Leamington
Record Holder: Suzanne
Record: "Most cheese balls eaten from a halloween bucket, with a
matchstick, in 30 seconds; by a lady"
Record Claimed: 13 (thirteen)
Record Witnessed by: lots of people.
ta.

Thanks Suzanne for becoming our third lady record holder!

Straw Donkey-ette

2004-10-19T21:06:00.000Z

RR has been a busy boy collecting all these records;

I would like to report the following world record:
Date: 16th October 2004
Location: Cask and Bottle Pub, NE Leamington
Record Holder: Debbie
Record: "Most straws stuck up a single nostril; by a lady"
Record Claimed: 6 (six)
Record Witnessed by: lots of people.
ta.

Congrates once again Debbie - you are racing through these records

Straw Donkey

2004-10-19T21:04:00.000Z

again for RR;

I would like to report the following world record:
Date: 16th October 2004
Location: Cask and Bottle Pub, NE Leamington
Record Holder: John (H)
Record: "Most straws stuck up a single nostril; by a gentleman"
Record Claimed: 12 (twelve)
Record Witnessed by: lots of people.
ta.

Congrates John - Youre a record holder!!!

Wet Brain Tshirt

2004-10-19T21:02:00.000Z

Numour emails from a Rich Reeves (goin to take for bloody ever)

I would like to report the following world record:

Date: 16th October 2004
Location: Cask and Bottle Pub, NE Leamington
Record Holder: Abbi
Record: "Most incorrect guesses at hangman for a word that is written on your own T-shirt"
Record Claimed: 9 (nine) "F, M, Y, A, O, C, D, I, N" (the word was 'HUSTLER')

Record Witnessed by: Tom, pfh.
ta.

Congrates Abbie - You're a Steve's Blog Of World Records - get some glasses

More Balls!

2004-10-19T20:56:00.000Z

I'm pleased that the Blog of World records is appealing to all age ranges. We've recieved an email from a G. Lester;

Dear Keeper of Records, I would like to make my World Record official by sending this note which details that on the afternoon of Saturday the 16th October 2004, I managed to: - eat 19 cheese puffs from a pumpkin bucket with a match stick in 30 seconds on Johns Birthday. I would also like to claim the following records...

I ate 19 cheese puffs from a pumpkin bucket with a match stick in 30 seconds
I ate 19 cheese puffs from a bucket with a match stick in 30 seconds
I ate 19 cheese puffs with a match stick in 30 seconds

All are seperate records in their own right, i'm sure you will agree.

Gavin Lester Age 8

Well Gavin, Assuming you were with a resposible adult (Heard Mr Warburton is) in that Public House - being 8 n' all. However, due to me being present and knowing it was only one world record in place. I can only accept your one World record attempt as a success..

PS - Still around at Debbie's for Roast ?

Death by Balls?

2004-10-17T17:46:00.000Z

World record breaking isnt as easy as it seems - every day - thousands of people put their life on the line - Eg - Fastest Car in the World, Standing in the largest Ice Cube for the longest time, Brushing a Great White Sharks' Teeth for the longest period in time. Stand aside all you fools - Crazy Debbie P is now impressing the Blog of Records with the following record claim;

Dear Keeper of the Records,
I would like to claim the world record for closest near death experience related to eating cheese balls. Yesterday I managed to get 15 of them in my mouth and came very close to choking to death. Is this a record?
Thanks,
Debbie

Well, Thanks Debbie, Only you could be stupid enough to choak on cheese balls - but great world record attempt. Being sat at the Bar, reading the Sun and drinking a fine pint - your eyes did indeed nearly pop out of their sockets. I'm going to give you this World record - mainly because of you being a Simpleton.

Rememeber, Steve's Blog of records are not insured for any kind of death, injury or harm - and we do not encourage choak related World Record attempts

Well done ... ~ World Records

WKD - just crazy

2004-10-17T17:41:00.000Z

Debbie from Leamington spa is intent on becoming Steve's Blog of World Records' most World Record Holder - After John H's Birthday Crazy Session - Debbie is claiming two records - the first is below;

Hello again,
I would like to claim the record for the fastest time drinking a blue WKD (or in fact any alcopop). I drank one yesterday in around 2.7 seconds. Is this a record? I also drank a second one in about 4.5 seconds - which may be a record for two consecutive ones, who knows?
Please will you check your vast record vault and let me know.
Ta,
Debbie

Debbie - Good call here ... You are in fact the new holder of two records here! One for the quickest downing of Blue WKD by 2.7 Seconds - and the Quickest for Two consecutive Blue WKDs. However, Steve's Blog of World Records has to point out - drinking alcohol this quick could lead to injury, or you agreeing to sexual orgy sessions which you may later regret.

Tar Tar & Congrates

Taxi for Lazy Drunk!??!!??

2004-10-12T17:58:00.000Z

Once again, our little Debbie has been busy with World Records - in todays email:

Hello!
Debbie here again, with claim to another record. I once took a taxi from Spices (now Millenium Balti) in Leamington, to Frances Havergal Close, also in Leamington - a distance of around 300 metres. Is this a record for shortest taxi journey ever made?
Debbie

PS Yes, you hear correctly, our geordie neighbour is a sound fellow.

I've checked the vast Record Vault at Canal House - and can confirm, this is a new world record. Shame your taxi driver wasnt the smallest dog in the world - you could have got in the real guiness book of records with that.

PS - Thanks for the message - I'm sure your Geordie neighbour will be pleased to hear that (I'll post them FAB lollies on my way to work tomorrow)

Many Pints for Pint Size Lady

2004-10-11T20:03:00.000Z

Recieved Email again from Debbie;

Hello,
I would like to claim the world record of the most alcohol drunk in
one weekend by a lady in Leamington Spa. I am using the legal
definition of weekend as running from 6pm Thursday until 12 midnight on Sunday. From Thursday 7th October to Sunday 10th October I drank:
31 pints of beer, one and a half bottles of wine and a can of Chang
beer. Is this a record?
Ta,
Debbie

Well indeed, you have created a Steve's Blog of world records - Congrates!

PS - Heard that your geordie neighbour is a sound lad - and not pasty!

Pasty like a sunday morning

2004-10-11T19:44:00.000Z

Email recieved from a Mr S Cowie - Leamington Spa;

Whats the record for living with a pasty Geordie? I managed nearly 6 years... .surely that should be good enough.

Well, Mr Cowie ... Ant (from Ant and Dec) lived with Dec (from Ant and Dec) for much longer - Dec was pasty - Sorry, world record request denied.

The Sun Never Sets

2004-10-11T17:08:00.000Z

Email recieved from Mark Howell;

Hey Mark here just registering my 2 records;

24 Sun Lolly's of verious flavours eaten in 24 hours (No Cola ones)
A 4 Pint pitcher of Carlsberg drank through 2 straws connected together

Mark, Indeed, you are a Steve's Blog of World Records First - a Double Record Breaker - Congrates!

If you would like to attempt to beat Mark's record - give it a whizz, remember - drank alcohol sensibly - I always do!

Vanilla Ice!

2004-10-10T23:17:00.000Z

Recieved an email from a Debbie P - Leamington Spa (the first none-steve record)

Hello Mr World Record,
On Sunday September 12th I successfully drunk 6 cans of vanilla diet coke in one day. Is this a record?
Ta,
Debbie

Yes, Indeed Debbie, as no one else has;

Beaten your record before, or
the smallest dog in the world in a can of diet vanilla coke

You are infact the Steve's Blog of World records for drinking the most cans of diet vanilla coke in one day! Congrates!!!

Rememeber, if you would like to beat Debbie's record - email me at;

Ivegotaworldrecord@hotmail.com

Email For World Records

2004-10-08T18:26:00.000Z

The following email address has been setup for World Record attempts;

Ivegotaworldrecord@hotmail.com

Couldnt be easier

F.A.B.

2004-10-08T18:21:00.000Z

Following my exclusion out of the Guiness Book of Records (tm) - I've decided to post my World record on here;

Number of FAB Lolly's in 24 Hours = 6

Now Beat that!

Extra Cold Guiness

2004-09-18T14:50:00.000Z

After receiving the following email about my recent world record attempt, I decided to produce a site for "unofficial" world record attempts;

Dear Mr Wharton

Thank you for sending us the details of your recent record proposal for 'Number of FAB Ice Lolly's In One Day'. We are afraid to say that we are unable to accept this as a Guinness World Record.

We receive over 60,000 enquiries a year from which only a small proportion are approved by our experienced researchers to establish new categories. These are not 'made up' to suit an individual proposal, but rather 'evolve' as a result of international competition in a field, which naturally accommodates superlatives of the sort that we are interested in. We think you will appreciate that we are bound to favour those that reflect the greatest interest.
We appreciate that this may be disappointing to you. We are always keen to hear from people who wish to set a Guinness World Record. If you should need any advice regarding record breaking in the future, please do not hesitate to contact us, quoting the above membership number.

Once again thank you for your interest in Guinness World Records.

Yours sincerely,
Laura Baker
Records Research Services