Pasty like a sunday morning

Email recieved from a Mr S Cowie - Leamington Spa;


Whats the record for living with a pasty Geordie? I managed nearly 6 years... .surely that should be good enough.

Well, Mr Cowie ... Ant (from Ant and Dec) lived with Dec (from Ant and Dec) for much longer - Dec was pasty - Sorry, world record request denied.